January 2011
fml
mattyroden:
came home with my boxers on inside out. dad felt the need to announce it while we had the living room full of family members
TURN ROUND AND TELL HIM YOU GOT SOME
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Sat watching Scary Movie
with my dad, we’ve seen it that many times we pretty much know it all. I love times like this with my Pa.
99% OF GIRLS LOOK FUCKING DISGUSTING WITH SEPTUMS. JUS’ SAYIN’.
My email to Levi's
This is to the wrong department but I recently ordered some jeans and I am a 38 in waist ans just something for the company to pick up on is that people who have a large waist like myself do not tend to have thin thighs. Your sales would probably increase if you change something as simple as the thigh measurements on the larger sizes. This is nothing but common sense. Please sack every one of your...
I fucking hate the size of my legs
My thighs are fucking huge because I swam a lot when I was younger and played football and rugby and went to the gym etc. What bugs me is finding jeans, why do clothes designers think that people with a big waist such as my self will have small thighs?
Surely they work on some ratio which is completely fucking off.
They should do a fucking thigh size chart, cunts.
HI STEPH!!! :D :L Okay, you are locked in a room...
discodancingwiththerapists:
ooh my gawd D: damn you manny!! D’: I’d have to choose… uhhmm. I think Dom looks pretty tasty… but he’s really cute… but then I like Matt cause he’s Matt and I love Chris because he’s Chris D: Uhm, yeah I’d probably eat Dom first… I don’t know why, I just would eat dom first, then Matt , then Chris :’) then I’d steal Chris’ orange fender Jazz bass >:3
Maybe?
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I take photography at sixth form
PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
FUCK OFF
Megan Fox is half decent. Guess I’ll buy a tee with her on it for ten bones.
LOL
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I want to be black
chrismotheblog-deactivated20110 asked: Ty for the follow, bruv
discodancingwiththerapists asked: well hurry up pooing and you can text me whe you're finished. You seriously need to stop toilet surfing Jake... D:
discodancingwiththerapists asked: SLEEPY TIME NOW JAYYKUHHHH. XDD
I'll text you cause you're special :3
I'll text you cause you're special :3
I remember the last thing my dad said to me before...
amandajadeisgay:
jeykuh:
nigga stealing my staus
YEAH I STOLE YOUR STATUS. WHUT U GNA DO?!
drop kick you into donny river.
I remember the last thing my dad said to me before...
nigga stealing my staus
Some things I can't understand
1. Stretching your ears - for many reasons. Fair enough it can look cool on some people but most it looks a dick, especially huge one. 10 - 14mm looks cool on lads <8mm on lasses
2. I have a few friends who lend money from one another and pay them back when they get paid - That means next month you’re going to be down X amount of money straight away it makes no sense.
3. Expensive...
ergh
mattyroden:
this wait to find out whether i got the job or not is killing me. doubt i got it though so no point getting my hopes up.
If you don’t get it you can guarantee some fucking duggy with half a brain cell will have because they know he won’t have a clue about shit and won’t ask questions. I fucking hate places like that.
You’ve got it though man, don’t...
Rowan it's $6!
Rowan it's $6!
unpopular opinion:
fuckmycunt:
fuckthistumblr:
hipsterpieceofshit:
skadefryd-:
imjustaboywithadream:
satansvagina-:
i find chest hair on a guy exremely unnattractive
definitely not unpopular~
It’s hot if he’s got an awesome beard to go with it.
chest hair is way better than having a dude who looks slightly like a prepubescent girl when his shirt’s off.
^^^^^^^^^
FUCK ALL Y’ALL BITCHES
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thekingcunt-deactivated20120411 asked: you like my gimp suit bby? ;)
Follow my friend Rowan - he’s ace.>
fuckmycunt:
Whore me out someone? lol never asked anyone to and never will again purely to get me off an annoying fuck number but i want them to like my blog or they can fuck off lol and i’m not gonna follow back if i don’t like theirs
me as a whore you all love it
You could make a living out of that shit.
I love film errors
just been watching the back end of Fast and Furious - Tokyo Drift and it comes to the scenes before the final race. They find a battered in car with a perfect engine so all they need is a body, the lead actors dad happens to have a body with no engine. The montage is playing. The father opens the garage, looks at his son, his son smiles back and his father throws him the keys, other than to open...
HORY SHET
DUKE NUKEM HAS A RELEASE DATE
MAY 3RD
OMG OMG OMG OMG
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